kilboo:

i really hate when older people be like “you too young to be tired” like ok bitch shut up you too old to not be dead yet but here we are.

magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi

neutral:

when you know you fucked up your phone passcode but you press enter anyway

supnoah:

a girlfriend is just a best friend that touches you inappropriately.

clestroying:

*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*

shaxaphone:

I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas

maliciousmelons:

closing your tab instead of opening a new one